Buddy from Yankee by Yankee
My buddy spilled a drink and didn't clean it up
I yelled at him, "hey man that's enough
You're trying to be something that you are not
Why are you at my party trying to act tough, just clean up."
Someone's going to show you the door
If you don't get that rag on the floor
My buddy spilled a dish of tofu and cheese
This act of nonsense brought me straight to my knees
I pleaded with this person, "man help me please,
Why aren't you sorry 'bout that stain caused by cheese, do me ease!"
Someone's going to show you the door
If you don't get that rag on the floor
