Apples from Yankee by Yankee

Apples are the sweetest thing that jesus ever made
They are round they are red and they taste like chardonnay
Walking through the orchard got my pecker in my hand
Counting all the apples makes me a horny man

Apples when I'm hungry
Apples when I'm cold
Apples in the future when I'm 86 years old

God created apples, apples made TB
TB is the monster took you away from me
Apples look like boobies you squeeze 'em and they're hard
"Oh no!" shouts the apple, "Give it up you're a retard!"

Apples when I'm hungry
Apples when I'm cold
Apples in the future when I'm 86 years old

Apples in the moonlight apple Sam apple Sue
Apple Regis apple Philbin apple Maya Angelou
Apple Richard apple Dryfus apple nice apple car
Eating all these apples makes me an apple STAR

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