Launch Delayed by Bxbba Crxmp

Drip, drop, plop plop
It's time, this nonsense has to stop
Your man takes hold, grips it tight
Eyes are blurred, losing sight
The stress has taken a hefty toll
Public opinion's down in polls
His failed attempts to serve our nation
Have led to chronic constipation!

The tiny little pebbles stick like a Katamari
And this massive blockage will not pass no matter how hard he
Shoves and presses, bears down, squeezes
Lubricates the sides with greases
He feels the tearing, now it's bleeding
All because of the media's feeding
A brilliant man, the top is lonely
"Why doesn't anybody love me?"

It may be waterbound, but it ain't Diverticulitis
The more you play around, your fingers get brown, not gold like Midas
The trauma to your sphincter is also of concern
The hemorrhoids are vicious, they itch, they bleed, they burn
Elon, it's coming along
Your colo-rectal problems deserve their own song
Elon, it's getting so long
Your visible viscus swims like a dugong

His face is red, the veins are popping
He needs to breathe, he isn't stopping
Elon, think of what you're doing!
Your legacy if you die pooing
Hear me now, breathe deep, sweet sweet prince
I know the obstruction is dense
Don't try too hard to bring it home
You know the other King died on the throne

Seated, contemplating, poised, the image of the thinker
Tortured genius, massive penis, forcing out a stinker
While his terminus increases girth
He's contemplating child birth
And as beads of sweat form on his brow
He curses every dairy cow
And when movement finally unfurls
You know it's all covered in cherry swirl!

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