Professional Gamer from Bombtastic! by Todd'n'Tina

I quit my job to pursue my dream
Of playing video games on that TV screen
I don't need to shave, I don't need to shower
As long as ma keeps on the power

Professional gamer you should see me play
Gonna be big on YouTube someday
High scores they mean nothing to me
Just a number I can beat!

PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo Switch
So much control at my wrist
I'll show you how it's done, I'll show you how to do it
And if it goes wrong, I say "Aww..." TRY IT AGAIN!

Professional gamer you should see me play
Gonna be big on YouTube someday
High scores they mean nothing to me
Just a number I can beat!

How many wars have been fought?
How many lives have been lost?
Years of evolution all leading to this
Control of the world at my fingertips!

Professional gamer you should see me play
Gonna be big on YouTube someday
High scores they mean nothing to me
Just a number I can beat!

• Kids
• Minneapolis