Sweeps from Drone Etiquette by The Persian Leaps

Renewed and
Relentless
Edged out
Last year’s apprentice
This season
We’re lagging
Failing to connect
Mid-season
No trending
Predict no
Happy ending
Be patient
It’s coming
Not like you expect

They decided when we leave
They’ll put the whole thing on TV
And the ratings will determine our return
But they’ll play it in reverse
So the ending’s even worse
And the audience foresees we never learn

Hot teaser
Cold open
Dead air
We’re barely coping
Low budget
No promo
Sank us
From the start
Cord-cutters
Binge-streamers
Preempted
Primetime dreamers
Showrunner
She reads it
Hasn’t got the heart

They decided when we leave
They’ll put the whole thing on TV
And the ratings will determine our return
But they’ll play it in reverse
So the ending’s even worse
And the audience foresees we never learn

They decided when we leave
They’ll put the whole thing on TV
And the ratings will determine our return
But they’ll play it in reverse
So the ending’s even worse
And the audience foresees we never learn

• Alternative
• fuzz pop
• indie rock
• jangle pop
• noise pop
• power pop
• St Paul