Plague Soundscapes by The Locust

AIDED BY ALEX NEWPORT'S CLEAN, CONFIDENT PRODUCTION, THIS RECORD CRAMS 23 SONGS INTO JUST AROUND THE SAME AMOUNT OF MINUTES -- PILING UNPREDICTABLE, SPLIT-SECOND CHANGES, BLASTS OF 2-SECOND-LONG SPACE-RIFFS, AND LUPINE SCREAMS ONTO SPAZZED-OUT KEYBOARDS THAT SOUND TOTALLY INHUMAN AND STRANGELY ORGANIC. IT'S NERVY AND SINUOUS AND, ABOVE ALL ELSE, UNCOMFORTABLY APOCALYPTIC -- WHICH MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE NOW, CONSIDERING THE TEMPER OF THE TIMES WHEN IT WAS RECORDED. WELCOME TO THE BEGINNING OF THE END. HERE'S YOUR SOUNDTRACK.

Tracklist

1.	Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form	0:41

2.	Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy	0:58

3.	Solar Panel Asses	0:27

4.	Live From The Russian Compound	0:58

5.	Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us	0:52

6.	Wet Dream War Machine	1:24

7.	Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here	1:07

8.	Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?	0:52

9.	Teenage Mustache	0:55

10.	How To Become A Virgin	0:44

11.	Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better	1:29

12.	Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet	0:46

13.	File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'	0:54

14.	Practiced Hatred	0:34

15.	Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants	1:06

16.	The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office	0:47

17.	Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears	0:42

18.	Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?	1:17

19.	Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch	0:39

20.	Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur	0:52

21.	Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again	1:04

22.	Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed	0:33

23.	Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes	1:21

Videos

Credits

released June 24, 2003

License