Eco Guido from Italicize by The KMX Band

LYRICS:
From the land of bros
And chains of gold
Men with unbuttoned dress shirts
He stands alone
Jersey's his throne
His crown a blown out perm
The Chosen One of Guido Kingdom
But now he hears his calling
To serve the trees, the birds and bees
Now he must become the --

Eco Guido
Eco Guido

Monkeys and bears
Turtles and hares
Now wear track suit tuxedos
Safe from poachers
And bulldozers
In their Guido Gazebos
Then from the sea
Comes an army
All tanned in orange skin tone
They'll make him leave and build factories
And make Hugo Boss Polos

Eco Guido
Eco Guido
Eco Guido
Eco Guido

No surrender
His fake tan embers
Blaze them and burn
He gives up never

Because he been there done that
Bought the T-shirt
He been there done that
Bought the T-shirt

Livestock driving IROCs on the sidewalks (Eco Guido)
Hermit crabs with pectoral abs flying Italian flags (Eco Guido)

• Comedy
• KMX Band
• Metal
• avante metal
• classic metal
• old school metal
• traditional metal
• Philadelphia