Junktown Sings! by The Good Doctor

Junktown Funk is, obviously, a parody of the popular Mark Ronson song "Uptown Funk". I've always liked the song and my girlfriend and I often found ourselves changing the chorus to 'Junktown funk you up!" in honor of our Wasteland Weekend tribe, Junktown. So it just seemed natural that I cover the song and change the words to reflect some of the funnest, most partying people I know, my fellow Wastelanders. Despite the name, this song is more about you than Junktown. It's a shoutout, a tribute, to you. I hope you enjoy.

Lyrics
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This hit that black gold
that aqua cola, that Fury Road
This one for them Deathcaps
those Dogs of War
they straight manics

Humungus among us
Out there in Cal city
Got shoulder pads
made of tire treads
gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty 

I’m too hot (hell yes)
I need a drink and some SPF
I’m too hot (hell yes)
and I cannot wait for the sun to set
I’m too hot (hell yes)
After dark when I like it best
I’m too hot (hell yes) 
And I’m mad about The Rust Bunnies

Break it down

(Girls let me break it to ya!) 3x
Wasteland junk gonna give it to ya (3x)
It’s Saturday night and we at The Pit
Don’t believe me just watch! (4x)

Stop, 
wait a minute

Get my rig, put some guzzle in it
flip the switch, pop the clutch
Someone go and get Wez!
Ride to H Park, JMC, The Wrecking Crew, and Titty City
When we show up we go all out
and you know we gettin’ shitty

I’m too drunk (oh damn)
I can never seem to find the camp
I’m too drunk (oh no)
did the fashion show in my bday suit
I’m too drunk (not again!)
Just me and Don from the CLB
I’m too drunk (why not?) 
And I’m bad about them caps

Break it down

(Girls let me break it to ya!) 3x
Wasteland junk gonna give it to ya (3x)
It’s Saturday night and we at The Pit
Don’t believe me just watch! (4x)

Before we leave
Imma tell y’all a ‘lil something
Junktown funk you up, Junktown funk you up (x4)
Said Junktown funk you up, Junktown funk you up

Junktown, we on it
we got the junk and we flaunt it
B’s trashy and she own it
You wanna come and you know it
Junktown, we on it
We got the junk and we flaunt it
Saturday night, we got Christmas lights, 
Don’t believe me just watch!

Don’t believe me just watch! (X4)

Junktown funk you up! (x?)
Saaay whaaa!?

The Good Doctor is a pseudonym of The Monarch BtD though in other worlds he's also been known as Dr. Joseph Scheider, Dr. Sydney Gottleib, The Dirty Trickster, The Invoker of Murmur, The Traveler of the Area of Bilocation. In a former life he was the director of the U.S. government's MK-Ultra program before it was "shut down." The Good Doctor defies labels but will shamelessly use them to make $$$

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