Chang from Campfire Classics by CLOACAS

I never pulled many girls I never had much luck
I always lost my guitar picks but I never gave a fuck
Cause if I had sex as often as I lost my picks
I'd probably have an STI by now

I like big cups cause there's more to drink
I like cold beer frosty as an ice rink
You'll never catch me turning down a beer or two
and I'll always smoke a cigarette when I'm with you

I'm sick of vegans treating me like I'm a fool
I'm sick of people spelling incorrectly thinking that its cool
I'm sick of people telling me I'm living life wrong
Cause I'd rather drink a beer than smoke a bong

When somebody says they like whipper snipping they are lying
How could having little rocks flicked into your shin not leave you crying
but cutting grass is a mans job and we gotta get it done
So grab your iPod cause the bad brains make whipper snipping fun

• Punk
• hardcore
• lame
• top40
• uncongenial
• Australia