Jingle from Santa Strut by TheClavhens

He called me from the cold
Up in the North Pole
With reindeer in the stable

All the ginger bread
And all the pecan pie
Sitting on the table

He said he’s ashamed
And berates me for a while
Said to me “my friend,
You better just go watch
Bill Murray’s ‘Scrooged’ on cable”
Will I get coal again?

I’m fearing now
That I won’t get my 3 French hens
Cause I have found
All that jingles in this world is sure to fade
Away
Again

I dream an eggnog dream
Sugarplum surprise
Green linen on red paper
Peppermints and cream
Figgy pudding pies
Reality is tasty

He said that coal
Is for fools that fall behind
But this just ain’t my scene
I never really loved
The story of our savior
Will I get coal again?

I’m fearing now
That I won’t get my 3 French hens
Cause I have found
All that jingles in this world is sure to fade
Away
Again

Don’t fly your sleigh to bring me coal
Don’t fly your sleigh

Guess I’m getting coal

• R&B/Soul
• Folcroft