When the speedboat of your dreams crashes into the pier of reality what are you left with? Yeah, we didn't know either so here's a catchy song that will make you dance like a burning waterskier on a lake full of gasoline!
from 1961,
released June 15, 2020
Quisp Evans on lead guitar and making this shit up.
Melkor Evans on the outboard motor of surf music, the rythym guitar.
Undercover Evans on fat string guitar and boom boom devices.
Originally lab chimps working as mild mannered reporters for a quaint metropolitan newspaper, The Evanstones came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal monkey men. Upon their arrival at the Ellis Island of Dr Moreau from the old country, the Evanstones changed their name from The Evansteins and were on their way to the fickle fate of forgotten fame and fortune!