Merry Chrismas by The Empty Plastic Bottle Orchestra

Every June 27 at 12:02 central time*, Satna Chris, with his sleigh pulled by a trusty team of V2 rockets, goes to the homes of every boy and girl in the world named Chris and gives them gifts of Chris Flakes. This tradition ended when Satna Chris's V2 rockets betrayed him, but the story of Chrismas still lives on in our memories.

*: Chrismas is determined by the Hindu lunar calendar, so it actually very rarely falls on June 27.

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