Quantum Man from 2020 Vision by SydbySyd
Tracklist
9. | Quantum Man | 6:21 |
Lyrics
Come, meet Quantum Dan
A most remarkable man
He walks sideways like a crab, 'cos it keeps off the excess flab
He lives inside a space located out of outer space
His socks are inside out and his insanity's in doubt.
Take a little leaf from Quantum Dan
Knock him with a feather if you can
Leave him in the sun and he will shine
Tell him he's a head-case, he don't mind.
He looks a little sniffy if you bring him some good news,
But make it controversial and he will clean your shoes
Tell him he's a parrot and he'll squawk and ring a bell
Disinfect his trousers and he'll ask you: What's that smell?
Take a little leaf from Quantum Dan
You can learn a lot from Quantum Dan!
Theorising liberally from the sanctity of bed,
His views on quantum particles particularly said (if you)
Take a photon multiplied by quantum blah-dee-blah,
Abuse the first hypotenuse from the distance of a star
Triangulate the obvious and calculate its force
You'll harness it so tightly you could irritate a horse!