Bong Water! from Blowjob Songs! by Sleighfuckers

no money can’t buy happiness,
but it can buy me weed,
a couple tabs of acid, and
a trip to see the sea

no money cannot rid me of my existential dread
but it can buy me alcohol to numb the pain instead

i’ve got bong water on my blue balls
my face stings like niagara falls
i’m not present for the present
cause i’m halfway home and i’m bent

he took me down to Paradise,
the old chinese buffet
they told me, “sir, you’ve got it wrong:
you’ll cook the meat today

through drunken stim and stupor
i burned the building down
the blackened skies
don’t recognize
the smoke that leaves this town

i’ve got bong water on my blue balls
my face stings like niagara falls
i’m not present for the present
cause i’m halfway home and i’m halfway bent

the sun blows like a gentle breeze
you’ve manufactured these memories
of green lettuce and matcha paste
that spike in your drink sure won’t go to waste

and the cuts on your thighs help you realize
that the sidewalk to nowhere is riddled with lies
the scars on your chest from you being your best
you can settle your eyes and finally get rest

• Experimental
• folk
• indie rock
• queercore
• shitpost
• Downingtown