Unfuckable Lardarse from Stopcock by Pype

when you left i was in pieces, i ran to the shops. when you left i was delirious, i stuffed my chops. when you left i was demented, i ate to forget. when you left i went bananas, gorged myself on debt. i found solace in wheels of cheese and fast-tracked coronary heart disease. i can’t even find my cock, but i don’t think i can stop. now you’re gone i feel neglected and i can’t connect, all my friends have abandoned me, all my needs are unmet. now you’re gone my walls are up, i’m on self-destruct, can’t face myself in a mirror, i vomit in disgust. so i relapse into scooby snacks, plug wotsits into a pastie’s gaps. if you could see me now! go and take a bow. when you left i weighed 76, now i’m 169, i used to run and attend a gym, now i’m marking time. when you left i was a breezy soul, not doleful or morose, can’t find anything to cheer me up that doesn’t go on toast. i find peace in pools of grease, guess i’m impossible to police. i know i’m gonna die, i just need one more pie.

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