BOTH from EP1 by shithatt

The following presentation may prove too distressing for some, therefore viewer discretion is advised. This rare footage shows the recreational use of a new and extremely dangerous drug, which is destroying the lives of Ireland’s youth in unprecedented numbers. This drug, commonly know as hash, smoke, dope, or wacky-backy is not to be trifled with, and is undoubtedly the real public enemy number one.

Bad on the hash.
Batten the hatch.

This drug, which comes in the form of a hard-ish brown substance, can be smoked, eaten, or inserted into the rectum of the user. Its effects will be felt instantaneously, producing uncontrollable, hysterical laughter. The user will then begin to hallucinate. Depending on the dosage one can begin to think they are a would-be dictator, And may start selling family members,
Or publically masturbate to death due to incurable insanity.

Bad on the hash.
Batten the hatch.


While the long-term effect of hash addiction is unknown, we can deduce from the evidence presently available that a growing number of users will attempt to invade Leitrim and establish a socialist caliphate based on the teachings of James Connolly, Osama Bin Laden and Biggies Smalls. Therefore, something must be done to eliminate this threat to our national security before it takes hold of our sons and daughters.

Bad on the hash.
Batten the hatch.

The dread of marijuana may be reaching forth next for your son or daughter.

We’re bad on the hash.

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