Bassburg, TA from Even Weirder by Shiggins and the Shaggies
Tracklist
| 3. | Bassburg, TA | 2:55 |
Lyrics
If you go deep down to the ocean floor,
To the Marianas Trench you'll be at our door
Go south, take a left at the Bungis glasswork
And soon enough you'll be here in Bassburg
Come to our zoo, see all the fishes,
Try the local seafood, it's delicious
Check out our jazz clubs, they're all great!
Such a wondrous place, here in the 50th state, but
Be careful of the anglerfish, they're rather vicious
Make an offering to Bungis, he may grant your wishes!
Our neighbors in Fishchester met a gruesome fate
So the Ford Motor Kingdom will feel our hate
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
(We must kill them all, no survivors!)
Well, those motherfucking scum like their fancy cars
Yes they went and made a massive fucking server farm
Made their cars autonomous, but to cool it down
They took the massive piece of shit and they made it drown
They thought "Oh who cares, let's dump it in the ocean"
When we saw it sinking everyone said, "AH SHIT!"
It destroyed Fishchester, yes it's been devoured
We won't stop till the Ford King's been disemboweled
(Yeah! And gouge his eyes out, yeah!)
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
If you go deep down to the ocean floor,
To the Marianas Trench you'll be at our door
Go north, take a right at the dolphin vase clerk (that's me!)
And soon enough you'll be here in Bassburg
Yes King Topher Miserman will pay the toll
We will besiege his palace and his head will roll
For the people that he killed with the Nexaplexatron
We will snap his neck like a fucking prawn
Then the Tritons of Tritonia will at last be free
From the Ford Motor oppression here under the sea
No there won't be any guilty souls left among us
We'll be at peace and praise our great ancestor, Bungis!
(Praise Bungis!)
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
Oh
Fuuuuuuuck you! To the Ford Motor Kingdom
Fuck fancy cars, fuck server farms, those little shits
We'll smash them to bits, those damn hypocrites
They dumped their tech here, oh,
Crashed Fishchester's scene, so
Fuck Motor Ford