Chuck Bungus from Barmetheus by Sauss

Old Chuck Bungus, he’s got what you need
Be it chocolate or vanilla, shrooms cocaine or weed
He sells sweets in the day and drugs at night
He's got what you want to make you feel alright
A businessman like you never seen before
Cause all of his customers are coming back for more

Chuck Bungus
Chuck Bungus
Chuck Bungus yeah!!

Fat fuck Timmy wants a candy bar
Ol’ Bungus made a mistake, took it way too far (way too far)
Gave him a chocolate laced with crack
Next thing you know he had a heart attack
Fat fuck timmy is dead on the floor
And ol’ Chuck Bungus can't sell no more no!

Chuck Bungus
Chuck Bungus
Chuck Bungus yeaaaaaah!
*Instrumental Break (you're going to jail bungus)

Now he's sitting in a jail cell 24 hours a day
And poor Chuck Bungus never thought he'd end up this way (no way)
They’ve seized his house, and they’ve taken all his cars
You can't go driving when you’re stuck behind bars
There’s no one happier than his ex wife
Cause now he’s sitting here doing 25 to life

(last chorus is double length)
Chuck Bungus
Chuck Bungus
Chuck Bungus yeah yeah yeah

• Hard Rock
• Heavy Alternative
• Rock
• alternative rock
• blues rock
• indie rock
• Orlando