Millennial Pop from Metric System by Robbie Ellis

Live your life.
Be your best.
Find your squad.
Hashtag blessed.
Love yourself.
Never stop.
(All of these words are inane to the point of meaningless. What is the point... it’s stupid!)
I think they’re good!

Oh-oh oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh,
Oh-oh oh-oh, millennial pop!
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh millennial pop!

Here’s some notes:
(Here are some notes, plural, come on.)
One two three four five!
(Ugh.)
Five more notes:
Five four three two one!
(They’re the same five notes, come on.)
Go between
Five and three!
(Oh I see, it goes between the fifth and the third to imitate baby talk because you like your music to infantilise you.)
It’s fun!

Oh-oh oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh,
Oh-oh oh-oh, millennial pop!
Five three five three...
(Really?)
...Five three five three,
Five three five three, one two three two one!

(Ugh, why are we listening to this crap?!)
It’s great! (Whoo!)
(Oh, so you have like a chorus of partygoers now? It’s like, cool yeah.)
Yeah, they’re all having fun too! Come on!
(No! I’m not gonna...)
Sing something!
(Look, if I sing four bars, will you shut up?)
Yes! Just sing, you’ll have fun, you’ll enjoy yourself!

(Oh-oh oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh,
Octave below, then pause for one bar.)
Yeah you know how it goes!
(Okay I’m done. Bye!)
Everybody!

Oh-oh oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh,
Oh-oh oh-oh, millennial pop!
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh millennial pop!
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh oh-oh, millennial pop!

• 2010s
• Comedy
• classical
• comedy music
• comedy songs
• musical theatre
• pop
• Chicago