Evil Snowmancer from Frostbite Fiddlesticks by Roadkill Pickers

Tracklist

9.	Evil Snowmancer	3:48

Lyrics

“In the frostbitten dark of a winter’s cursed night,
He rose from the snow with a heart of ice... and a hunger for souls.”

He’s the Evil Snowmancer, freezing hearts with dread,
Casting icy curses, waking up the dead!
His coal eyes burn, his frosty grin’s a snare,
You’ll never escape the Evil Snowmancer’s lair!

In a sleepy town where the snow fell deep,
The Evil Snowmancer rose from his frozen keep.
With a hat of shadow and a staff of cold,
He turned the kindhearted into monsters bold.

No fire can melt him, no light can bring him down,
The Snowmancer’s grip is taking over the town!

He’s the Evil Snowmancer, freezing hearts with dread,
Casting icy curses, waking up the dead!
His coal eyes burn, his frosty grin’s a snare,
You’ll never escape the Evil Snowmancer’s lair!

His snowstorm minions stalk the icy streets,
Crunching bones beneath their snowy feet.
The children scream as their toys come to life,
Twisted by his magic into tools of strife.

With every frosty breath, he grows colder and mean,
A blizzard of doom in this Christmas scene!

He’s the Evil Snowmancer, freezing hearts with dread,
Casting icy curses, waking up the dead!
His coal eyes burn, his frosty grin’s a snare,
You’ll never escape the Evil Snowmancer’s lair!

“The Snowmancer cackled, his storm swept the town,
But one brave soul would not back down...”

A granny with her cane and a heart of steel,
Faced the Snowmancer, making her appeal:
“You won’t ruin Christmas, not while I’m alive!”
She raised her trusty cane and gave him a five!

His magic shattered as her cane struck true,
The Snowmancer fell, his reign was through!

He was the Evil Snowmancer, freezing hearts with dread,
Casting icy curses, waking up the dead!
But Granny stood strong, her courage was rare,
And she banished the Evil Snowmancer’s lair!

“Haha! And that’s why you don’t mess with Granny… or Christmas.”

Credits

from Frostbite Fiddlesticks, released December 10, 2024

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