Was born, scribbled a few lines, wrote my name at about two, wrote a few ditties up to the age of 10, started playing guitar and writing songs regularly from the age of 14, co-wrote a few short films, began writing articles on the subject of footy ball in 2010, made notes on mishearings and misreadings, became a flâneur, still work the 'menial' jobs and try to cram all this in to this day.