Fart Life from SUBTURDIA EP by Rick the Scientist

Fart Life

My rhymes are flowing out like a fog machine
That's Been loaded up w some rancid queffs
My fecal flow is overpowering
Like the Northpoint shit plant (just)
started flowering

In my studio it's always a fart clambake
So pungent the tears will be running down your face
The haze of base barbaric E missions
Stings the nostrils like the foukest John someoone just shit in

Yeah and I go about my day in a gas cloud two
People drop like flies when I walked in a room
and when i rap mother fuckers go to such extremes
As to stick their heads up their asses to get some relief

I sit on my soiled ratty old couch
Nasty ass ideas dribbling out
The longer I go the stronger the stench becomes
Until everyone's unconscious in s mile radius


The twisting plumes of putrescence unfurl
The Acrid stench make you feel like you'll hurl
like A mirage I come striding out of the gas
Duvel in one hand and the other on my nads

I'm grubby a crust punk thss never grown up
Oh you Like that smell ! thas a little something called bodily funk
It flows like a brown carpet before my presence
introducing his excremental eminence!

I feel nostalgic as I sit and stuff my face
With the 7-11 nachos an pop on an old porn tape
Until something good comes to me
I'm going to cum on me
Semen stream Pulses out on my pasty white belly

Where there's ass gas there's usually shit
Where their shit raps there's usually rick
Breatheimg in the fumes like it's therapeutic
Armed with the Rambone cuz i like to bear a huge dick

V3
This is a movement in 2 Waze
hAlf will bash the gas half will hail the haze
But the stink ain't stopping either way
So just breath in the steaming winds of taint

Slow and low the funk bellows
Like the exaust of 1000 assholes
I conduct the gas with my ding dong
Pump my pecker to the rhythm of my shit song

Finding your nasty boy taint never a problem
Just look out for the swirling fart column
I'll be in the eye of the fartnado
all my homies getting caught up in the draft from my A HOLE

Crap clan represent
Op in the place like sewage treatment
Chilling in the cloud soiled and aroused
Fart life flatulent and proud

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Maryland
• comedy
• joke rap
• shit-core
• underground hip hop
• Baltimore