Nobhammer from Grand Relapse by Pizzatramp

This one's for all the shit boring metal bands with shit names and boring songs and shit guitar solos all wearing the same shit clothes singing about fucking dragons and warriors and swinging their dandruffy locks around in circles and flinging sweat and cum on everyone and dragging their songs out for far too long and doing photo shoots in the woods with their arms folded and grimaces on their face when they're called Nigel and David and live in Leamington Spa with their mothers and drive Nissan Micras and work serving coffee for estate agents and genuinely think Metallica have been relevant beyond their first album.

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