goomba from Ruminents by Pink Winter Boy
when I was born I crawled out of a broken watermelon and left a slime trail on my way to JC Penny. I then proceded to slime all the bed linens and scented candles, so as no one else could enjoy them. Then a while later my dad bought me a guitar so I would quit doing meth, but his plan backfired when I started playing guitar ON meth and then recorded these slime trails.