flondle from ACI9 IGHT by Minds Under Cover

If you could see what i've been through, you'd be shaking, face would turn blue.
(i've got marks from when it bites, comes to my house least once a night)
His name is Flondle, he wears a backpack, inside he keeps earlobes and noseflaps.
(we've been told to stay inside when he arrive from frosty island)
He broke my doorknob and chased my sister into the attic I really miss her.
(thats okay my friend died too when flondle smashed his leg and shoe)

Here he comes, one, two. Don't be outside it's a tomb. Three, Four, steps that quake, flondle wants a spleen to take.

I was standing in the kitchen, I made a biscuit, it was delicious.
(don't let flondle see you eat, he'll know your skin is biscuit sweet)
I've been wearing a special outfit, in hopes that he won't want to bite it.
(he won't care his teeth are wood and theres no tongue to taste his food)
I tried to take him to the basement, to trap him in a large incasement.
(he could not be trapped like that his brain is made of maple sap)

Here he comes one, two. Don't be outside it's a tomb. Three, Four, steps that quake. Flondle wants a spleen to take.

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