Chicken! by the great Luke Ski
August 18th, 2023: Luke Ski and his roommate Santana Maynard are cleaning their apartment. When Santana goes to put away some accessories for the mini-vacuum, Luke says to put all the items in the little cloth bag it came with to keep them all together. Luke then sings in a dumb crooner voice "What do you get when you put it all together?", to which Santana replies "CHICKEN!". Luke spends the rest of the day laughing uncontrollably at Santana's inexplicable response of "Chicken!"
September 14th, 2023: Luke Ski reserves a theater space in Burbank so he can host a comedy music concert featuring acts from the FuMP and himself as the headliner on January 14th to celebrate his 50th birthday. The intended climax of the show was for Luke to surprise world premiere a new amazing comedy music piece of epic proportions to blow the audience away, and boldy reclaim the moniker of 'the GREAT Luke Ski'!!!...
January 8th, 2024: ...Having completely FAILED to find the time to create a new amazing comedy music piece of epic proportions, Luke goes on his social media accounts and posts "Make up the title of a song I should write". Over the next 24 hours, dozens of suggestions were posted by Luke's followers. Among them, Santana Maynard posted "Chicken!".
So that's why Luke Ski, age 50, wrote and posted a song titled "Chicken!" at the FuMP. And now, you get to listen to it. I'm old.
Cameo appearance by Santana Maynard
Tracklist
| 1. | Chicken! | 2:41 |
Lyrics
“Chicken!”
An original song inspired by Santana Maynard
lyrics by Luke Ski
© 2024 Luke Sienkowski All Rights Reserved
A stegosaurus knitting a cable knit sweater,
A carrot cake shaped like an Irish Setter,
A dining set you can buy from Ikea,
A 30 gallon drum of penguin diarrhea,
The reanimated corpse of Gilbert Gottfried on stage riffin’ and schtickin’,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! [Gilbert: Is it chicken? Yes!]
An ottoman made of human remains,
A klezmer cover of "Alice In Chains",
A subadult salamander samurai shogun,
A cosplayer dressed as Ted 'Theodore' Logan,
The West Virginia Trans-Allegheny Asylum that you’d throw a lunatic in,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! [Keanu: Whoa! Gobble gobble!]
An interdimensional turnip named Kevin,
The Freedom Rock LP from 1987
The lightsabres worn by General Grevious,
A big plate of nachos being eaten by Beavis,
A cannibal camping out at KFC, doing some finger lickin’,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! [Beavis: I need "El Pollo Loco" for my bunghole!]
An Easter bonnet on a rabid raccoon,
A Mr. Potato Head of Kim Jong Un,
A sentient surfboard catchin' a wave,
An autographed lunchbox of Flavor Flav,
A chupacabra disguised as an accountant filing taxes using Quicken,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! [Flavor Flav: YEEAAHH CHICKEN BOYEE! *laughs*]
A luxury condo in downtown San Diego,
A working guillotine made entirely of Lego,
The Decepticons Soundwave, Lazerbeak, and Ravage,
A bust of Macho Man Randy Savage,
Sports Illustrated cover model Ashley Graham eating fudge so her thighs will thicken,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! [Macho Man: SNAP INTO IT, ASHLEY! OOH YEAH!]
Some imported rare fruit from Zimbabwe,
The Dorf outfit worn by Tim Conway,
A Ramen waiter who got a big gratuity,
A Dreamworks film with lots of hard core nudity,
Steve Martin, Ed Helms, Billy Connolly, and Kermit the Frog all banjo pickin’,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! [Kermit: but first a little Froggy Mountain Breakdown.]
Living Troll dolls wanting you to collect 'em,
A Starbucks located inside your rectum,
The underpants of Indiana Jones,
110 coronets and 76 trombones,
Six priests, five rabbis, four Muslims, three atheists, two Buddhists, and a Wiccan,
What do you get when you put it all together?
Chicken! Everyone, repeat after me!
What do you get when you put it all together?
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER?
What do you get WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER?
CHICKEN!!!
(Everyone cheers and talks in celebratory fashion upon completion of the song, however NO ONE makes any chicken noises for that is forbidden because reasons)
Credits
Final mix by Chris Mezzolesta
Cover art by Lar DeSouza
License
CC BY-NC-SA 3.0. See the Creative Commons website for details.Tags
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
The opinions expressed here are mine alone.