Largely Incwvugble by Large Language

So I'm a linguist. I'm a linguist living in New York City, in the middle of nowhere, on a Brooklyn street. It's kind of nice to live here, too.

I have no idea what the language is like, what are its English characters, what the accent is. But it's not really fun for me to try, because I don't know how to write. I'm not familiar with it at all.