BONACON from Bestiary by KIRK'S DIK DIK
A GIANT BOVINE FIRE-FARTING MONSTER OF MEDIEVAL BESTIARIES, THE BONACON WAS RUMORED TO BE MILD TEMPERED AND FINE-FLESHED. THE ROAD TO PERDITION IS PAVED WITH THE CHARRED REMAINS OF THE POOR CARNIVORES WHO ATTEMPTED TO ACT ON THESE RUMORS.
Or in the words of the 12th century Aberdeen Bestiary: "The bonnacon is an Asian beast whose head is like a bull but the horns curl inwards so that they do not harm the victim. When the bonnacon is chased he expels dung which burns a wide area."
Tracklist
| 3. | BONACON | 4:22 |
Lyrics
Bonacon
Some people betray you
They'll seem so nice--then drag you down!
You know some creatures will chase you...
do not chase the bonacon!
Some monsters will take you,
They'll seize your throat with foaming jaws!
You know some scoundrels will fake you!
Do not chase the bonacon!
I tell you this my son,
Be sure the thing you're chasing
is not a bonacon!
Some things are worth pursuing
Beneath the burning sun...
Be sure the thing you're chasing
is not a bonacon!
Some creatures will maul you
They'll tear your flesh with gleaming claws!
You know some evil will call you,
answer not the bonacon!
Some villains will spite you, they'll lay in wait
Then strike you down
You know some brigands will fight you.
Do not fight the bonacon.
Get this in your mind
The evil of the bonacon
is what it leaves behind!
When you see it fleeing
Get this in your mind...
The evil of the bonacon
is what it leaves behind!
Credits
CARY KIRK - GUITAR, DRUMS
KIRK LOMBARD - VOX, TUBA, HARMONICA
