Goblin from Tunebug by Junebug

I want to be a little goblin
No care in my life
I want to be a little goblin
with a goblin wife

I want to be a little goblin
happy and carefree
I want to be a little goblin
Living in a tree

I want to be a moth person
My wings would be so large
I want to be a moth person
Mysterious and in charge

I want to be a moth person
With a perfect ass
I want to be a moth person
That life would be first class

It’s the cryptid life for me
It’s so easy you see
Living in the woods
with no one to perceive me

One day I will runaway
And escape from it all
But it’ll take some time to work up the gall

*mouth sounds and yips*

I want to be a myconid
given human form
I want to be a fungus freak
I'm sick of blood that's warm

I want to be a myconid
they seem like such fungis
I want to be a myconid
and I will never die

And I want to be a vampire
with big and sexy teeth
I want to be a vampire
with all humans beneath

I want to be a vampire
I’ll go to vampire raves
I want to be a vampire
That is the latest craze

It’s the cryptid life for me
It’s so easy you see
Living in the woods
with no one to perceive me

One day I will runaway
And escape from it all
But it’ll take some time to work up the gall

It’s the cryptid life for me
It’s so easy you see
Living in the woods
with no one to perceive me

One day I will runaway
And escape from it all
But it’ll take some time to work up the gall

• Folk
• anti-folk
• anti-folk punk
• banjo
• folk punk
• queer folk