Santaman from Baller's Tomb by Brick Bardo

Call me the Santa man, taking out trash.
I kick a big mothafucker in his ass. That rappin is bad.
I worked at the North Pole with Old Saint Nicholas bitch.
Wrapping’s all I had.
He’d open his bag, pull out a book and a pencil
And tell me to write up a poem.
I’d cook him in verses and stencil his ass.
I’m driving away with the sleigh and I’m slaying Ms Claus.
In a barn fulla hay and im making her spazz.
*ms claus cumming*

I caught dasher and dancer, pulling they prixin’
I’m prancing’ around with big Donna my Vixen.
And comet is stupid, im’ shittin’ on cupid.
Fuck Rudolph the black eyed reindeer I’m ruthless.

And fuck all those little ass elves they are useless.
I get on my knees and leave all of em toothless.
I do this.
I know its the middle of summer, but Christmas is cumming
I’m busting a nut like a yeti in Yukon Cornelius.
bitches blow glass like a snow globe
With a rose in the middle, I dance with a fiddle
On top of an igloo on tippity toes hoe.
Oh you didn’t know though?
The mistletoe got me prone bone.
The Mcallister Family they left me alone bro.
Like John Hughes and a heart attack in the cold snow.
I used to know sluts that would squirt in the slushy machines at the coldstone.
Got teeth that are shining with gold pretending im Po-po
They asking me how many albums I got left to make
And im thinking like fo-mo.
On a snow racer with a go-pro.

The shitter is full with that co-co.
I am so stoned though,
I work at the mall for a couple of months and then go home.

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Hamilton