I'm Sorry from Internet Famous by Insane Ian

Have you met my wife? Light of my whole life.
But she seems to see all the faults in me.

I can't make a move, arguments I lose.
Every single day, this is what I say:

I'm Sorry! - I left the toilet seat up
I'm Sorry! - I didn't take out the trash
I'm Sorry! - I left some milk in my cup
I'm Sorry! - and didn't wash out the glass

Dog ripped up the chair, I wasn't even there
But it's just the same, I catch all the blame

Says I am a jerk, made her late for work
But how can that be? She let before me

I'm Sorry! - I didn't clean off the grill
I'm Sorry! - I didn't turn off the lights
I'm Sorry! - that it raised our power bill
I'm Sorry! - I can't do anything right

I can't take no more, mess up every chore
Why'd she even ask me to do this task

Tore my brand new pants, I kill all her plants
I'm destined to fail, because I'm a male

I'm Sorry! - I got the carpets steam cleaned
I'm Sorry! - Then the dog tracked in mud
I'm Sorry! - I shrunk her brand new jeans
I'm Sorry! - And the washer caused a flood

I know my wife is so frustrated!
Hey! Hey!
But I'm feeling emasculated!
Hey! Hey!

I'm Sorry! - I left a stain on the couch
I'm Sorry! - Our house looks like a wreck
I'm Sorry! - that you never shut your mouth
I'm Sorry! - you're such a pain in the neck

I'm Sorry! - Oops, that just slipped out
I'm Sorry! - I didn't mean to say that
I'm Sorry! - Honey, please don't shout
I'm Sorry! - Oh baby, please come back!

• Comedy
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