Fortnite from REVIEWSICALS by Insane Ian

Okay, this is the most popular game in the world right now. I’m decent at shooters, let’s see what the hype is all about...

Fortnite!
Ready up the spotlight
Locked tight!
Into every streamer’s gun sites
I might
Give in a little to the hype
But I’ll try to not be shy and
Give up after one fight

I’ll bite!
Gettin’ ready for the royal battle
That’s right!
You know I’m gonna test your mettle
Foresight
Waiting for the green light
Let’s be clear you won’t get near me
As we hit the drop site!

Oh...I’m dead already. That was fast, I just landed! Geez, let me try again…

Fortnite!
Let me get my skills right
I’ll fight
Aiming down the gun sight
Sit tight
I’ll be with you forthright
But to be fair landing there
May not be smart in hindsight

Dammit. Dead again. I’m clearly landing in the wrong spot. I need to change my strategy.

That’s tight
I’ll be flossing on your grave tonite
No spite
These dances bring me much delight

SERIOUSLY? I don’t even think I landed before I was shot. Just hit the ground dead.
No. You know what? One more chance, that’s all I’m gonna give this. One more try…

This bites
I’m not cut out for Fortnite…

And I’m dead. Nope! Screw this. Done. I’m moving over to Apex Legends instead.

Time to call your editor
I’m the Apex Predator
Give me all your upvotes
Like your favorite Redditor…

GAH! Dead here too! I’ve had it with these Battle Royale games! I’m sticking to Tetris 99 instead!

SERIOUSLY!! 98th PLACE? Screw you, GrannyFlips86! SON OF A...

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