emergency bunny from tuxarumba by igitur

Sitting at my table putting in my order
Do you want soup or salad can you guess my disorder?
Give me the coldest stew you got
With every inch I bought
They brought me a soup that was way too hot

Did you think this was a joke, is this all funny?
I'm calling in an air strike from emergency bunny

He only comes in handy for emergencies
9-1-1 callers are on their hands and knees
He's wanted by government agencies
He needs to breed more emergency bunnies

I was walking in the dark
out of bed to go
To the bathroom
but I stubbed my toe
I wasn’t laughing… this wasn't funny
I’m deploying emergency bunny

Some days call for a mulligan
You wanna wake up do it all again
A quick call on the phone
A rescue from being hurt and alone
He has a fluffy tail and an eyepatch
He wants a hug, he doesn't bite or scratch

Don't call him for trivialities
He’s a bunny for emergencies
He has a face just like you or me
He’s a lovable emergency bunny

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