Mistletoe by Heather Littlefield

Mistletoe but I ain’t missing you that much
Drinking eggnog hard got me on the nod
You took my truck when you went away
Now the mall display with Santa’s sleigh’s
The only mode of transportation that I’ll have this year

Maybe I should leave some cookies out for him
But Id probably eat them all myself
Im sorry I haven’t been good this year
And for drinking the last of the beer
But I bet all of your reindeer appreciate you getting no D.U.I’s

You packed up and left me with all the elves
Haven’t seen a dime of child support
Will they call me Mrs Claus
When I file for divorce under the law
Or will I have to get a subpoena and drag your ass to court

Tropical oasis we don’t much snow down here
Unless you count the kind you put up your nose
New Orleans is a lonely city
Holidazed and confused for so long it feels shitty
I’d like to move on but I still find you pretty
Even tho you broke my heart

• Country
• country folk
• honky tonk
• old timey
• singer-songwriter
• western
• New Orleans