pussy problems from Stuck. Still by Gross Tapes

I have a cat I cannot fucking stand. It's stupid fucking cat face annoys me every waking fucking second. I have tried over and over to get rid of the ugly little shit. I have donated it to a children’s home, a sad little girl, and a fucking parking lot twenty miles out. Guess who shows up a day later? Pork Fried Rice. That's the cat’s name even though others have tried to call it mr. finkle, jungle, and simba. I don’t even know if it's a lady cat or a mister cat, but i do know i fucking hate it. If i had a gun i would shoot it's stupid kitty brains out and save myself the money i spend on litter.

I tried selling it too. I almost passed it off as a rare breed to a blind woman who lived behind my mother’s house in the home for old blind ladies who like cats. Her son, the nurse and everybody who passed us in the dining hall all told her it was a line of bullshit. One lady even said the cat smelled like shit and looked kind of like a cat she had for one night. I told her to shut the fuck up and that she didn't know dick even it was hanging out of her pants. Security guards have no sense of humor either apparently because he didn't think it was funny.

hey wanna buy a cat?

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