Surprise from Liars by Good NightOwl
“Surprise” is where the Unreliable Narrator convinces the world of Quantum Memory Disorder. He falsifies data on a large scale. He introduces the concept through right wing news media, having crackpot scientists with convincing presences on the internet talk on mainstream media about these new quantum psychology studies. They say the reason everyone lies pathologically in this world is because their memories come from different timelines slightly associated with this one and that the similarity of the timelines causes a neurological link through quantum duality of neurological synapses. Quickly an outpouring of researchers not on the payroll debunk it with a series of viral videos, prompting mainstream media to turn on Unreliable Narrator. He decides to go on a popular podcast to “clear everything up” in a super laid back and “uncensored format” which does nothing but expose him for the misguided fool he truly has been his entire life. After the interview he immediately gets caught trying to pay more scientists to gather more data.
Tracklist
| 6. | Surprise | 5:10 |
Lyrics
I know if I just get a chance I’ll take the narrative they stole
I’ll pour my heart out on a podcast to a beloved asshole
The whole world watching weighing in electrically through…a machine
The detailed colors patterned in a “meaningful” way…on a screen
I’ll bend the facts and stretch the very fabric of my boring past
Comments sections rattle with a mix of love and flabbergast
And if it ever seems I’ve bit off more than I could ever chew
I’ll pay a scientist to make sure science says my lies are true
And if the scientific research experts all agree I’m wrong
I’ll meme conspiracy theory reactionary brainwash songs
And I’ll make myself the underdog so everyone believes my lies
A hero to the masses but a devil in a deep disguise
Surprise
I’ll bend the facts and stretch the very fabric of my boring past
Comments sections rattle with a mix of love and flabbergast
And if it ever seems I’ve bit off more than I could ever chew
I’ll pay a scientist to make sure science says my lies are true
Credits
License
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Good NightOwl is a moniker of the composer/recording artist Daniel Lewis Cupps. Cupps is also a television editor, 3D animator, and actor. This project is dedicated to allowing the public to see a self-producing musical artist grow over time with barely any budget. Some of it is meant to be funny, some of it is serious. If it all seems funny to you, then it is all meant to be funny.