Bundesautobahn 61 from Fivesixn by Fiveskin
Tracklist
13. | Bundesautobahn 61 | 2:48 |
Lyrics
My name is Jonathon
I like autobahns
Particularly one
Near Worms
It's the autobahn
Number 61
and It's Located in Germ....any
It's near Hockenheim
And near the Rhine Between
Mönchengladbach and Bergheim
Previously, all traffic had to go
through the city of Venlo
Bundesautobahn 61
The way you transport germans is so sexy
I don't have to go
through venlo
Now I can go very fast (Zoom!)
If I stand in ze road
And touch my toes
I can take an 18 wheeler up the ass (wow!)
On the road I kiss
Feels like bliss
To shove tarmac in my penis (penis?)
I must admit
It hurts a bit
And I think there's blood in my piss (nice!)
Bundesautobahn 61
You make my stiff limbs go all flexy
Das ist meine autobahn
Mein hertz cannot take any more cars
My lovely special autobahn
My heart aches when they brake on your tarmac
I'm on das autobahn
I'm fucking a man
that I found half buried in a farm
No cause for alarm
But he's missing an arm
So i ran back home to tell my mom
Mother please help
He doesn't have much health
He's made a poopy mess on himself
I took his shit
Re-inserted it
Pulled it out again and put it on the shelf
Bundesautobahn 61
Crash into my ass and cause a wreckage
Das ist meine autobahn
Mein hertz cannot take any more cars
My lovely special autobahn
My heart aches when they brake on your tarmac
Zoom!!!