SYNTHOL by Eric Stratos

TV: Hey, you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy! "Oh, I'm a little peanut worm." Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a sponge? Well, now you too can have muscles.

SpongeBob: Huh?

TV: With Anchor arms! [puts a long pink item on his arm] They slip on like a glove. Just add air. [puts a plug in the arm's hole and pumps air into it] How big do you want 'em? [pumps air into other arm] Normal? [puts more air into arm] Veiny? And for the ladies... [puts air into arm which makes it grow hair] ...hairy. [SpongeBob whistles as the TV puts up an image of a weak shark] I was a wimp before Anchor arms. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!

SpongeBob: Wow, now that's a good idea!

Gary: Meow.

From SpongeBob SquarePants episode MuscleBob BuffPants Season: 1
Episode: 11a
Airdate: September 25, 1999

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