A project no one asked for and yet I provided in droves: here lies TOILET PENIS.
Randomly generated cybergrind with plunderphonics/noise/ambient interludes, utilizing Python code written mostly from scratch to randomly glue one-beat samples together.
An 11-album elaborate shitpost project made to mock the Christian rock band, Skillet.
Toilet = John (from old slang)
Penis = Cooper (from a joke in an old Caddicarus YouTube video on Sly Cooper)
The discography is as follows:
1. You Can't (I Can, track 1 off Skillet's self-titled): 69 tracks, 5 Fuck You interludes
2. Hey You, I Hate Your Guts (Hey You, I Love Your Soul): 21 tracks, 2 Fuck You interludes
3. Gonna Die (Invincible): 420 tracks grouped into 64 super-tracks, 8 Fuck You interludes
4. Alien Elders (Alien Youth): 24 tracks, 2 Fuck You interludes
5. Collapse (Collide): 25 tracks, 4 Fuck You interludes
6. Worse Than Sobriety (Better Than Drugs, track 4 off Comatose): 222 tracks, 12 Fuck You interludes
7. Asleep & Dead (Awake & Alive, track 4 off Awake): 87 tracks, 9 Fuck You interludes
8. Fall (Rise): 52 tracks, 0 Fuck You interludes
9. Staying Dead (Back From the Dead, track 2 off Unleashed): 212 tracks, 11 Fuck You interludes
10. Defeated (Victorious): 111 tracks, 11 Fuck You interludes
11. Inferiority (Dominion): 69 tracks, 5 Fuck You interludes
Grand Total: 1312 tracks, 69 Fuck You interludes
Thank you to those of you who took this stupid journey with me. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming in due time.
A collection of the music I make and the stories I write.
Ecliptic - formed in 2017
Toilet Penis - formed in 2021, disbanded in 2023 (briefly reformed in 2024)
The Bones Laid Beyond the Veil - formed in 2024
Feed Them Broken Teeth - formed in 2024