Monster from Funman by Dick Lobe

i grow tentacles every night before bed
i gotta lotta secret things out in my shed
i got neon lights glowing out of my head
i got hidden urges that must be fed

i am a monster feeding on your trash
i’m in your alley spreading a rash

and it was you who made it so
you conjured me blow by blow

i’m yellow, green, and red
i’d like to bash your brains in until you’re bled
the bride of frankenstein is the one eyed wed
i hate living i love dead

i am a monster covered in boils
when I get mad I turn into oil

and it was you who baked this cake
what a funny thing to make

you know if you didn’t have me
your life would be more empty
because you’re a monster too
i’m glad i’m not you

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