Holy Man from Ridin' Steam by Cowboys of Porridge

Doctors said they couldn't have another one 'cause Matt's boys swam too slow
But what they didn't know was a week ago, Matt went to a
Holy Man who reached his hand up inside his soul so he could fulfil his role
As the greatest dad the world would ever know

Now he's rocking a new libido, he's the greatest little dad that the world’s gonna know
Creating kids, watching 'em grow, Matt's a modern day Romeo, oh yeah!

You had first child with a crazy one, but that was just a practice run
'Cause what you didn't say was you couldn't stay, you had a
plan to repopulate the land and your first born son would be the chosen one
But your first try didn't the make the right bun

You had a little girl and then you were done, ‘cause what you really wanted was a little son
To carry on the name of Guillory, so you got a new girl and a new baby, oh yeah!

He could have any girl that he desires
But it's that redhead that's been stokin' his fire, oh yeah
The modern day Romeo leaves temptation behind
That's not to say that he's never made a woman cry
Oh nooooooooo noooo

Now you gotta little army of your own, sitting out there on your Westlake throne
Two little boys and a little girl, soon you'll be ready to rule the world
Startin’ small with your own hometown, soon you’ll own everything around
That’ll be the day of The Guillory, the little Cassanova with Napoleon dreams, oh yeah!

He's the original Romeo, makin' a family all of his own
In his image they will grow, with blond hair, blue eyes, and a healthy bone, oh yeah!

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