GUINNESS from You Slut. by BOI TOI

it began with a moment
it began to enact
it began with the lads and lasses discontent of this
As they began

He drank of his liquid
His one iron source
the mettle molten decreed to him
'begin thou work'

So they raised up black pints
and they commended to see
'Drink of this drink and believe my friends
Your souls be free'

And he took to the workplace
And he recruited who he could
Got the wife, the kids, in-laws and mistresses
And the boy toys of note

So they took to a convent
They placed on the throne
Next to golden plated taps and toucans
They prayed for us all

Now it's taken the country
Usurped all the rules
The steeples, doctrines and practices
Now is just one

And the progenitor of hope that
He now he lies
The first patron saint, the pope and the Jesus
Lies for all time

Lies carved in bar tops
All over the town
'Guinness is my religion'
And the bringer of love

'Guinness is my region'
And it will save us all
And it will save
All of us

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