Couchfucker from Couchfucker by Gaylord

It's Friday night and I've got to get my rocks off
I enter the living room looking to score
Licking my lips I see you sitting there
All your majestic sexiness laid bare

They call you a couch but I call you a lover
You got the curves in all the right places
Tracing my fingers across your fabric
I gotta get deep inside your upholstery

Couchfucker
Couchfucker

I kiss you gently inhaling the scent of old leather
Nerves aflame my arousal is immediate
Rock hard as I tongue your cushions
I disrobe fast and I'm ready for a-pushin'

I slide inside between armrest and seat cover
Every nerve taut as I thrust into the stuffing
Huffing and puffing I blow my load so fast
So fucking exhilarating I love this couch

Couchfucker
Couchfucker

• Black Metal
• Blackened Death Metal
• Dark Ambient
• Death Metal
• Metal
• Neofolk
• Canada