daddy's home from snake bracelet by bearfffbear

Daddy’s Home


And god gave you James Gandolfini
Godfather of the Sopranos
Coolest gangster on the block
Overweight and shining, bald and beautiful
Coming from your swimming pool
With your trophy wife on your arm
Proving to yourself just are who you are:
A man who is not to be messed with.


Thunder in the kitchen
Smells in the bathroom
Farting in the bedroom
Football in the den
Lawn boy in the yard
Mechanic in the garage
Master of the barbecue
Beater in the forge


And God gave you Rudolf Valentino
Sheik of sexuality, wearing a linen shift
In an irresistible waft of perfume
That cannot be beat
Sashaying from the shower to the divan
Grave and sensual, warm and hard
Proving to yourself just who you are
The world’s greatest lover.


Thunder in the kitchen
Smells in the bathroom
Farting in the bedroom
Football in the den
Lawn boy in the yard
Mechanic in the garage
Master of the barbecue
Beater in the forge


And God gave you Tom Wolfe
And you learned about Art
And how it was important and necessary
When you move about the gallery
To read the catalogue at an art show
Wolf says so in The Painted Word
Because it’s really important …
To know what the fuck the exhibit is all about!


Thunder in the kitchen
Smells in the bathroom
Farting in the bedroom
Football in the den
Lawn boy in the yard
Mechanic in the garage
Master of the barbecue
Beater in the forge


And God gave you Willy Nelson
Family man of grace and wonder
Playing Trigger like it’s your own guitar
As you join the ole boys around the campfire
Where you tell stories of a bear
You’ve been killing the beasts of the forest
When you’re not caring for the wires
In Wichita, Oh my lineman!


Thunder in the kitchen
Smells in the bathroom
Farting in the bedroom
Football in the den
Lawn boy in the yard
Mechanic in the garage
Master of the barbecue
Beater in the forge

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