TARTYLICIOUS from EMISSIONS by Asher Fynn
Me and my friend Pretty Louis were with our friends after a night out in Brighton, heading home from a night out. We were attacked by a homophobic man who hit us.
When the police showed up he ran, pathetic.
After he was arrested they found a knife on him.
This happened in our home town.
This song is a love letter to that man, as well as that group of people who begin with T... rhymes with Smurfs... and worthless... maybe you have an idea of who they are?
Tracklist
| 1. | TARTYLICIOUS | 4:17 |
Lyrics
We fancy, pink vigilantes
Candies, baddies
Out to kill with lashes
Fangs sharp, tits strong,
Trans hard, dick long
Girl, hold my purse while I draw my top lip on!
TERFs all up in this
Sad pervs trynto catch a whiff
who’s the real predators?
Leave my dick alone, cis
I’m just a grrrl tryna take a piss
Your world so small: we devour it
Our venom so slick: paralysis
Trans poppin so hard: glamorous
You can check it if u want: analysis
Yeah… who’s feelin tarty, tartylicious?
We flirty, out in our skirtsies
Kitty kitty kitty kitty
Meow so purrty
Delicious, it’s superstitious
Got DL boys out cheatin on their missuses
Go back home, bish, treat her with respect
Don’t need ur STDs; no wishlist
Total tops thinkin they can shove it in this
I might be subby, but I’m in control, bitch
Your world so small: we devour it
Our venom so slick: paralysis
Trans poppin so hard: glamorous
You can check it if u want: analysis
Your world so small: we devour it
Our venom so slick: paralysis
Trans poppin so hard: glamorous
You can check it if u want: analysis
Tartylicious, t t tartylicious
Tartylicious, t t tartylicious
Tartylicious, t t tartylicious
I’m feeling so ahhh… tartylicious
We swollen
Tryna keep a hold on
Sometimes scarred, but not broken
At this junction
Hard to go out
Falling open, falling open, falling open
Susceptible, unspoken
Until I’m feelin whole again
Until I’m feelin whole again
Until I’m feelin whole again
Until I’m feelin t t t t t tartylicious!
Hit me again, bish
This gig is timeless
I been getting rich from violence
Took a couple hundred: Victim Finance
I took it to the face… Call it survival
Liable: the prick’s in a jail cell
Idle, knife on dial up
Thought he’d all wild
Straight boy, denial, child, Vile
ACAB, but I’m glad he silenced
Your world so small: we devour it
Our venom so slick: paralysis
Trans poppin so hard: glamorous
You can check it if u want: analysis
Your world so small: we devour it
Our venom so slick: paralysis
Trans poppin so hard: glamorous
You can check it if u want: analysis
Tartylicious, t t tartylicious
Tartylicious, t t tartylicious
Tartylicious, t t tartylicious
I’m feeling so mwaaah… TARTYLICIOUS!
Credits
Sample of "Transphobic", by Mary-Alice Farina - @MaFarina
www.instagram.com/p/CCecZI8J4mm/
Sample of my cat Minnie
Samples from freesound.com
Leo Carlton laughing in the intro @LeoCarltonWorld
