Seagull from Nestling by All The Lovely Ladies

If I were a seagull
I would exchange my wings for gills and fins
To swim with the little
Fishes to their coral reef

And while they'd eat their plankton and seaweed
I'd start eating them tailfin first
How delicious would that be
Did you really think that just cause I had gills and fins
I'd stop eating fish
Or what
Don't you see my beak and feathers

If I were a seagull I'd name my kids Steven
All three of them.
And they'd be masters of karate
Make underwater movies with elements of other martial arts

And on the set of the blockbuster movies
There'd obviously be fish groupies
The Stevens invite them back to their trailer
For some kinky seagull loving
And eat them
What led you to believe that I would stop eating fish
Just cause I make underwater movies for fish
And other underwater animals like octopi
I still got webbed feet like a seagull

We are two seagulls
What led you to believe
That just because we have gills and fins
We'd stop eating fishes

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