Juicebox Heartbreaker from Gay Things by Alice Anarchy
“Juicebox Heartbreaker” is about the girl who didn’t even leave. I just lost my mind the moment she looked at me.
It’s sweet, sticky, a little unhinged, and way too dramatic for how little actually happened.
She wore fishnets. I wrote a harmony.
She said “you’re cute.” I saw the void.
This is red dye #40, glitter rage, and bubblegum regret, all packed into one bratty breakdown with a chorus that slaps harder than it should.
Tracklist
| 2. | Juicebox Heartbreaker | 3:02 |
Lyrics
🎀 JUICEBOX HEARTBREAKER
Chorus
You sip me like a secret
Spit me out like last week’s drama
Juicebox heartbreaker
Sippin’ guilt like vodka in a Sonic cup
You swore you were different
But you taste like every summer letdown
Juicebox heartbreaker
You pop the straw, then toss me out
Verse 1
You showed up with a slurpee and a stolen lighter
Said your mom kicked you out for being a liar
You called me “baby” in a parking lot prayer
Then ghosted like you paid rent on thin air
Pre-Chorus
Plastic charm, jawbreaker smile
You were red 40 rage with a 10-day trial
Told me I was “the one” in a voicemail at three
Guess that makes you the villain in this dollar-store dream
Chorus
You sip me like a secret
Spit me out like last week’s drama
Juicebox heartbreaker
Sippin’ guilt like vodka in a Sonic cup
You swore you were different
But you taste like every summer letdown
Juicebox heartbreaker
You pop the straw, then toss me out
Verse 2
We made out to a playlist called “songs to cry to”
You lit your joint with a church bulletin (vibe, dude)
Said “trauma’s just a sexy accessory”
Then borrowed my hoodie and ghosted me sexually
Pre-Chorus 2
Boy, you’re cherry-flavored apathy
With Capri Sun excuses and ADHD
You leave a sugar crash and a TikTok thread
Of me screaming your name in a bubblegum dress
Bridge
You leave lipstick rings on your trauma bond
You’re the guy who brings a vape to a funeral song
I thought I was your crush
But I was just your refill
Suck me dry, boy
You never meant it real
Final Chorus
You sip me like a secret
Spit me out like cherry lies
Juicebox heartbreaker
Put a bendy straw right through my spine
You swore I was special
Now I’m just a punchline
Juicebox heartbreaker
You pop the straw…
then ghost me one more time
Credits
Written, performed, and produced by Alice Anarchy
Mixed and mastered at Rocket Rebel Records
Recorded in 2025
Released under Rocket Rebel Records
License
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Alice Anarchy blends punk energy, industrial grit, and raw rebellion into anthems of defiance and self-determination. With visceral lyrics and explosive sound, Alice challenges norms, embracing chaos and transformation with unapologetic intensity.