Bill Shakes
Don't Be a Menace to Blackburn while drinking White Lightning on a Council Estate
Century Of The Self
Eh?
For Goodness Shakes
The unelected, official mayor of Blackburn, from Whalley Range to Audley Range, it's all the same! He is on speed like Keanu Reeves on a bus; his pill face is blue steel; there is no one like him; he is Bill Shakes!